Iowa: the land of farmers' daughters...and Slater
When Slater and his dad have a difference of opinion over Slater's college plans, Zack attempts to fix things by scaring off a West Point rep with a black mulleted wig. But when Belding gets wind of things, he sets up a fake court martial in his office. Ah, how one longs for simpler times, when these things could be solved with just a fake grenade. Elsewhere, Jessie freaks out in predictable Jessie fashion, only she seems to have replaced caffeine pills with food, which isn't nearly as much fun.